axemefink: We runnin this like a circus… @hrhchriscolfer @chillwithwill
GOOD MORNING TUMBLR. I CAN’T FUNCTION. HOW ‘BOUT YOU?
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
So my godgrandpa fell asleep and this was the result..
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying